Holiday Greetings - A Recipe - Some Jokes

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Holiday Greetings – A Recipe – Some Jokes

These are unprecedented times that call for following new health recommendations for celebrating Christmas 2020. We will be enjoying the holiday season with members of our household only. Our children are excited despite not seeing friends and other family members. They have our attention and time which is what kids really like.

We are very happy. Life is good. I hope you take this time to have fun with your loved ones. Stay warm and stay safe and have a happy and healthy New Year in 2021.

Our best wishes to you, from Chris, Nancy, Meah and Nick

Please enjoy the recipe and jokes.

A Nutritional Snack! - 3 Easy Steps

Savory Roasted Chickpeas

Did you stock up on cans of chickpeas during the corona virus pandemic? With this easy recipe you can use them to make a nutritional snack for the whole family.

Ingredients:

2 tablespoons olive oil

1 tablespoon ground cumin

1 tablespoon smoked paprika

1 teaspoon garlic powder

1/2 teaspoon chili powder (optional)

1 pinch each of sea salt and ground black pepper

1 (15 ounce) can chickpeas, rinsed and well drained

Directions:

Step 1 - Preheat an oven to 350 degrees F (175 C).

Step 2 - Whisk oil, cumin, paprika, garlic powder, chili powder and black pepper in a small bowl; add the chickpeas and toss to coat. Spread onto a parchment-lined baking sheet.

Step 3 - Roast stirring occasionally, until nicely browned and slightly crispy, about 40- 45 minutes.

Snack on these instead of chips. Try it sprinkled on a salad for extra protein.

 

Christmas and New Year One-liners

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? RUDEolph.

Where does Santa keep all his money? At the local snow bank.

What goes "oh oh oh"? Santa walking backwards

What's the problem with jogging on New Year's Eve? The ice falls out of your drinks!

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

In 2021, I will become a vegan for a day and then realize that it was a missed steak.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/newyearsjokes.html